When Thanksgiving Dinner Attacks

Today has been like any other day except i got attacked by a gang of turkies!! Yes, you heard right. Turkies. Me & mom were meeting with Mrs. Cambell to see how she wanted the living room & kitchen designed. She was at her & her husbands house on their farm. They have turkies, chickens, kitties, & puppies. All are which are ok with me except the turkies. I have been terrified of them all my life. I don*t tell a lot of people that because its stupid, after all it is a big bird. A terrifying big bird! Mrs. Cambell owns 34 turkies & she has been raising them for the past few months for Thanksgiving. They are huge! Anyhoo, mom & i showed up & she welcomed us into the house. She & mom walked around the house for a few minutes then i stopped in the kitchen to chat about the design she wants in their other house. I told mom i was going to the car to get my binder i would be back. I walked outside & went to grab my binder, i looked standing at the back of my car & it was the ugliest thing i*ve ever seen. The turkey! I stepped into my car & i thought i would wait for him to leave. I looked up through my font window & there were 15 more turkies walking up to my car. I was a little distured but i was ok. The ugliness walk around my car peeking at it i*m guessing because they could see themselves? some get up to the door of my passenger side as well as my driver side & the stretched their scaly necks up & were looking at me & i could still here them peeking at my tires & car. I*m still a little disturbed but im still ok, then the huge alpha bird jumps ontop of my hood, he has 1 foot on the hood & 1 foot on my windshield wiper to prop himself up & he is looking at me & tilting his head. I freaked out! Since i*ve seen to many movies i was like "HE*S GOING TO PEEK HIS WAY IN & PEEK ME TO DEATH!!!". { Just a little dramatic huh? } My cellphone was inside on the table { i would have gotten photo's - you cant make this stuff up! lol } so i couldnt call my mom. I resorted to blowing the horn 3 times, nothing they just GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLED. I turned on the car to see if it would scare him & he just turned around to look at me & puffed up. I tried he horn again, Mrs. Cambell ran outside & scooped him up in her arms & put him on the ground & shoooed them away. I opened the door & told her i was scared of them & she apologized. She said they follow anyone they see go anywhere & they are drawn to the red of my car because their water feeder is red. I felt like an idiot but we laughed for like 20 minutes. My mom almost peed herself laughing & she didnt even hear me blowing the horn or the dog barking!!! Has anyone else had a rather unique day?